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People will literally see a sage green building and be like “what if it was white” 🙄

People will literally see a unique little house and be like “what if it had beige vinyl siding” 🤢

People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like “what if we knock it down and make it a carwash” 🤮

People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like “what if it looked like a prison” 👹

People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like “what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there” 💀

People will literally see a vacant lot and be like “what if we had 6th dollar store there” 🤑

People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like “what if it was storage units” 😵‍💫

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schmergo:

Downton Abbey is wild because the stakes are always either SUPER low or crazy high. It’s like, one episode is, “Who will win the gardening contest at the fair? Is the countess cheating?” And another episode is, “The eldest daughter’s fiancé died in the Titanic, then she hooked up with a Turkish diplomat, her first ever sexual experience, and he DIED IN HER BED DURING THE CONJUGAL ACT, and now she has to move his corpse back to his bed without being of suspected of murder, BECAUSE IT COULD START A WAR, and also if people find out she’s ‘damaged goods’ and she can’t find an advantageous match, her family will LOSE THEIR ANCESTRAL HOME!” Then the show’s like, “A maid wants to become a secretary! Will she beat the odds?”

(via arepitasdulces)

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